Here ya go, Susan, you can make your own! But you should probably wait until Friday.
Do any of these sound like your cats?
Advice from a Cat
always land on your feet
disdain the unworthy
meow softly
enjoy a good nap in the sun
be playful
stretch often
pounce on possibilities
be frisky
enjoy the hunt
leave presents for your loved ones
learn to chill
be independent
no one is purr-fect
These came from a website - myadviceforlife